Skippy knows a girl,
Her name is Zoe
She’s kind of fat,
She sits next to him…
And he thinks she’s all that…
Skippy likes
And Zoe Indigo Girls,
She has a little mustache,
But she rocks Skippy’s world…
When she wears her flannel and Docs,
She makes Skippy really hot,
Zoe make him a happy man
Zoe won’t you listen to his plan
(Chorus)
Zoe, Skippy’s dream girl
Zoe, Skippy’s dream girl
Even though she’s…blah
At night He lays awake,
Thinking of her
He wonders what it would be like kissing her,
Oh Skippy…
With cowboy boots and a big belt buckle,
She roams the halls of his school.
With her friend Birkenstock Beth,
Skippy thinks they’re the so cool!
When she wears her flannel and Docs,
She makes Skippy really hot,
Zoe make him a happy man
Zoe won’t you listen to his plan
(Chorus)
Skippy sits beside her in study hall,
Smelling her perfume
He doesn’t care what Starfleet thinks about her,
Captain Kirk would love her too.
When she wears her flannel and Docs,
She makes Skippy really hot,
Zoe make him a happy man
Zoe won’t you listen to his plan
(Chorus)
When she wears her flannel and Docs,
She makes Skippy really hot,
Zoe make him a happy man
Zoe won’t you listen to his plan
(Solo)
Skippy works up the nerve
And he asks Zoe out,
She ran her hands through her spiky hair
And punched him in the mouth…
When she wears her flannel and Docs,
She makes Skippy really hot,
Zoe make him a happy man
Zoe won’t you listen to his…
He-she wears her flannel and Docs,
She makes Skippy really hot,
Zoe make him a happy man
Zoe won’t you listen to his plan