Married 2 Da Slob

I wake up late on a Saturday afternoon

With drool coming from my lips

I don’t like doing dishes

And I throw my clothes upon the floor

And when I go to the bathroom

I don’t even close the door

(CHORUS)
Married 2 da slob

You are married 2 da slob (repeat)

I like to watch the TV

As I lie upon the couch

I rarely take a bath

Or bring a toothbrush to my mouth

(CHORUS) repeat

You might think it’s silly

Or might think it’s kinda sad

You might not understand

What makes my breath smell very bad

I am the slob

And yes it is true

But you knew this

Long before you said, “I do”

This has been my way

And this has been my life

I am the slob

And you my darling am my wife

(CHORUS)