3211

There's a place you oughta come along with me

3211 is the place you need to be

We got Nintendo too, that's all you need to see

You can play some spades and do whatever you please

And Thomas be playin' that Mötley Crüe you see

3211 is the place you oughta be

we got Ricky, Jeff, Mike, Rosie, Jim, Sean, Yvonne, Jen, Heather, Josh, Shane, Lonnie

No, no we got rid of Lonnie

We got plenty of room  Lonnie's oughta here

No more vomit  no more urine it's free

3211 is the place you oughta be

3211 is the place for you and me

We got 1, 2, 3, 4 -- god knows how many cases of beer

3211 baby that's-a where you're gonna go down with me

We got all the Jim Beam, Coke, ice, glasses you need

We got spades, spades, spades, and more spades than you could ever play in your life

We got Nintendo if you're feelin' plucky

We got darts that you can throw in your butt and hit the target...